You’re decked out in from head to toe. As you cross your legs, everyone notices the classic red bottoms of your Louboutin’s. The double C’s on your quilted handbag and the horses racing on your beautiful silk scarf prove that you KNOW what’s classic. Then your mobile phone rings. You reach into your bag and pull out an unadorned blackberry/iphone/etc. Tsk, tsk, tsk.