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My chauffeur James has a terrible sense of direction.

I usually only get gifts for “the help” at the holidays, but I really think that I NEED to get this for James. Just yesterday, I asked him to take us to Mar-a-Lago and we ended up driving around the island ending up at the Madoff’s, which was swarming with federal agents. He refused to stop and ask directions. (of course).

I refuse to go through that again (no, my name is NOT Mrs. Madoff officer) and am opening an account at Key Bank in order to get this

free Garmin® nüvi® GPS for banking with Key.

Get a Garmin® nüvi® 205W GPS when you open a Key Express Free Checking Account by April 24, 2009 and make one debit card transaction plus a combination of two direct deposits and/or automated payments each of $100 or more by June 26, 2009.*

Get more with Key Express Free Checking:

  • FREE guaranteed on-time bill pay when you enroll in Online Banking
  • FREE debit card with “tap n go” technology
  • FREE email alerts

As always there’s a lot of small print that goes along with these offers. This promotion will expire on 4/24/09.

James, bring the Rolls around front, we’re going to try this again!


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About Zipporah Sandler

Zipporah Sandler AKA Zippy is a lifestyle and travel specialist who after living everywhere from Providence to Paris found herself suddenly residing in South Florida (something she swore she’d never do).

Whether it be San Pellegrino water or Louis Roderer Cristal, Zippy suggests that you keep your life sparkling and your glass full.

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