Mother’s Day is right around the corner, and while I’ve smiled through many a bouquet of grocery-store flowers and breakfast-in-bed served on a tray that wobbled like a seesaw, this year, I’m calling the shots. My son is married, with a child of his own, so his wife is going to be the priority, I’m sure (although I’m sure that he and Jack will pop by with a gift that will keep me laughing as they always do). Just so you know, I’m not dropping subtle hints. I’m not circling catalog pages like I did when I was a kid or (not so) casually forwarding links. I’m saying it loud and clear:
This is what I want.
Why? Because after decades of doing the laundry, cooking (although both my husband and son are much better than I am in the kitchen – I STILL had to make dinners), making the appointments, being the emotional compass one who kept (and still keeps) the peace, I’m ready to embrace the idea that Mother’s Day should be about actually celebrating the woman who keeps it all going.
So if anyone’s listening (kids, grandkids, family, anyone scrolling through my blog…), here’s what I want this year. And if it doesn’t magically appear on Sunday morning? Well, that’s fine too—because I’ve got a list, a plan, and a credit card that still works. I’m treating myself, and I’m not feeling one bit guilty about it. As a matter of fact, they’d better get used to it.
1. The Buzz Cerana 2 E-Bike – My Ticket to Freedom (and Fun)
Right at the top of my wish list this year is the Buzz Cerana 2 e-bike. If you’ve never ridden an e-bike before, let me tell you—it’s like discovering a new superpower, especially at my age (I’m 71). This isn’t just about getting from A to B. This is about joy. About wind in your hair, the sun on your face, and the thrill of movement without the strain on aging joints. This is about being able to actually ride from my house to the beach and back again without calling for my husband to pick me up halfway because I couldn’t make it back.
What makes the Buzz Cerana 2 e-bike stand out is its thoughtful design. It has a comfortable upright seat, so I’m not hunched over like I’m training for the Tour de France. It’s got a powerful motor that helps me glide uphill and around corners (because corners scare me, especially if there’s traffic nearby). And the center-mounted LCD display? It keeps track of my speed, pedal assist level, battery life, and mileage. I can feel tech-savvy without needing a tech degree.
I WILL BE popping into the farmer’s market on my way home, or just enjoying a breezy ride through the neighborhood while waving to the neighbors. I want that. I deserve that. And if no one gives it to me? I’ll happily buy it myself and slap a bow on it.
2. A Gourmet Experience from Omaha Steaks – Because I Want to Eat Like a Queen
Let’s talk food. I’ve spent a lifetime feeding other people. From chicken nuggets to lasagna trays for when people show up in winter just because I’m the only one living in Florida that has room, I have cooked and plated more meals than I can count. This year, I want someone else to bring me the feast.
Enter: Omaha Steaks. It’s the kind of gift that says, “Mom, we want you to sit down, relax, and enjoy something special.” And I absolutely will. Their gourmet packages come with beautifully marbled steaks, savory sides, and decadent desserts that require zero effort on my part—unless I feel inspired to fire up the grill (which, let’s be honest, is unlikely, but is one of those things that Mr. S will actually do).
This isn’t just food. It’s a full-on pampering experience. I’ll throw on a linen napkin, pour myself a glass of wine, and dine like royalty on my patio while listening to jazz. Because why not?
3. A Springtime Smile from Grandin Road – Tulip Carrot Door Swag
Okay, I know this one might sound a little quirky, but hear me out: I love seasonal decor. And Grandin Road’s Tulip Carrot Door Swag is just so delightfully whimsical that it makes me smile every time I see it online. We JUST finished the exterior of the front of our house and painted the front door a lipstick red and this spring door swag will be a perfect complement.
It’s bright, cheerful, and a perfect way to celebrate spring without having to plant a single bulb or pull a weed (because my back can’t handle those right now, I’ve been doing enough work around the house). I love the idea of guests walking up to my door and being greeted by this pop of color. It’s festive, fun, and frankly, a reminder that joy can be found in the small, unexpected touches.
If I don’t find one hanging on my door come Sunday, I’ll be ordering it Monday morning with expedited shipping. Because Mother’s Day may come once a year, but my front door deserves to feel fabulous all season long.
4. The Minelab Go-Find Metal Detector – My New Adventure Buddy
Yes, you read that right: I want a metal detector.
Specifically, the Minelab Go-Find Metal Detector. Why? Because I want a hobby that gets me outdoors, sparks my curiosity, and makes me feel like a kid again. I’ve always loved mysteries—books, puzzles, even genealogy—and this? This is like combining all of that with a little bit of Indiana Jones flair.
I live close to the beach and I can picture myself combing the beach early in the morning, or exploring trails with a thermos of coffee in one hand and my Go-Find in the other. Who knows what I’ll uncover? Old coins? Lost jewelry? Bottle caps (most likely)? But it’s not really about the treasure—it’s about the thrill of the hunt.
And let’s be honest, there’s something kind of empowering about an older woman in wide-brimmed hat out there searching for lost treasures. I want to be that woman.
5. Sparkle and Sip with Fortessa Barware – Because Toasting Myself is a Tradition Now
To wrap it all up, I want something a little sparkly—not diamonds (though I wouldn’t say no), but Fortessa’s elegant barware. Their glasses are elegant, beautifully made, and make every sip feel special. I want to toast Mother’s Day this year with a glass that says, “This moment matters.”
I’m ready to sit out on that new porch they just finished in my backyard that overlooks the pool, grab a glass that says “I’m worth it” and pair it with a bottle of chilled Prosecco or a bold red wine, and I’ve got everything I need for a mini-celebration at home. Sometimes, it’s not about the size of the party—it’s about the quality of the glass in your hand and the peace in your heart.
This year, I’ll raise that glass to every woman who’s given more than she’s taken, who’s loved fiercely and fought quietly, who’s aged with grace and fire. And if no one joins me in that toast? That’s okay—I’ll toast myself.
